This is my brain,
it's torturous analytical thoughts make me go insane.
I am still afraid of sewing machines eight years after my thumb-impaling accident.
I am also lazy; so this was my way of making pillows that had minimal interaction with a needle. Enjoy!
AUGUST SEVENTIETH TO AUGUST TWENTY FIRST!
YES! JENNIFER BARBERI!
It’ll be bitchin.
Here is my Donkey Kong cake from a couple of weeks ago. I actually took pictures during assembly for once! A couple of tips:
1. To age the barrel, rub a little cocoa powder into the grain of the wood strips after it is on the cake.
2. If there is a seam between where you are stamping the wood strips, put it right in the middle where a black “metal” strip will hid it.
3. A dab of icing behind the logo will keep it fairly stuck, a couple of toothpicks will keep it for certain, just make sure no one eats them.
4. Add real bananas and slice them up when serving :0)
Accessory shopping for other people’s boats might be my new favorite thing.
Hmmm, now where to put you.
Only I can pick up a boy on a train that’s here for a dance competition and use my mad skill to impress him
POP AND LOCK!
my week.
I have a new love of shrimp.
I had a nightmare, in fact, that one of Giuliano’s coworkers stole my shrimp and was eating it in five different ways.
I woke up cursing him and Giu said I was crazy.
I love you, shrimp.
White bean and kale soup with whole wheat pitali.
I have tons if anyone wants lunch tomorrow ^.^
MEEeeee?
Of course you. Just arrange for some crusty bread and we’re cool. ^.^